Dear Reader:
I must share something about me that may come as a surprise to you. I
know you will keep this under your hat, because you care about me and
you know I wouldn't want anything to mess up my dual-religionship.
You should know that several years ago, I started my own religion. I am
still a member of my father's faith, but I am also High Power Priest of
a religion that worships the Great Mystery While. Those of our faith are
said to follow the While Way, and to study Whilinism. I must admit, I
have considered changing my religion's name because Whilinism and
Whilists are two words that are difficult for rich old ladies to say.
And we do rely on the rich old ladies for more than their tributes; our
dependence is also on their ability to spread the faith through word of
mouth.
My plan has the added benefit of having TWO chances to get into heaven.
Just in case one of my religions is wrong, the other one might still be
right. In fact, if one is wrong, it actually increases the chances of
the other being right by simple statistics!
As you can see, this is clearly an opportunity, and I am confident that
you have already been asking yourself, "Self, how can I join this
magnificent movement?" It just so happens that I have an opening for a
Long While Priest/Priestess. Now, normally, I hire newbies at the Little
While level, so this is a rare chance. Certainly, as you have surmised
already, the goal is to reach Quite A While level, but this road is
difficult to achieve. Even so, the reward is great.
